Case File: Something’s Cooking Under Where?

6:58 PM: Dames play games with my head. They drive me to extremes. Run me off to sit in parking lots where the glow of the streetlamps glaze the top of my smoke rings in honey. Some dames disappear in the middle of the night. After twenty years. All because I was born to fight crime. All because I missed a few dinners, an anniversary or two, while out mopping vermin off the streets. Then she gets remarried, moves on with her life like I’m some speck of shit on the toilet rim that never spiraled down. I can only counter with three hundred sixty five canned chili dinners and a new leather duster. And now I’m about to attend my second class in an introduction to cooking course at the community college. I never dreamed there’d be a first, but canned chili only…

photo cr. – Alex @ Finding Montauk

I’m excited for a few fun events coming up in August. I’ll be in Philadelphia to start off the month, and I’ll close out the month at the Alzheimer’s Association conference in Charlotte, NC. I hope to see you there! (event info below)

AUGUST EVENTS:

Reading and Signing (No Sad Songs) – August 2 @ 7:00 PM, Narberth Bookshop, 221 Haverford Avenue, Narberth, PA 19072 (RSVP on Facebook)

Alzheimer’s Association Conference, Meet and Greet w/ AlzAuthors (No Sad Songs) – August 29 @ 8:30 AM – 4:30 PM, Charlotte, NC

ORDER NO SAD SONGS TODAY!